[ Official Statement ]
For the wall that has seen everything.
The camera sees everything and it is taking it badly. It has watched the break room, the parking lot and the hallway where things were said. It cannot look away. It was installed that way.
Now it can watch your living room. Hang it by the front door so guests know they are on the record. Hang it in the kitchen so whoever ate your leftovers knows the footage exists.
It does not record. It does not need to. It remembers.
[ Specifications ]
Specifications
- Size
- 12 by 12 inches
- Seent That artwork, full bleed
- Frame
- Not included. Surveillance is self-mounted.
- Made
- Printed to order, ships in 1 to 2 weeks, US only
[ Testimonials ]
Citizens Have Said Things
Every testimonial below was written by the Department.
★★★★★
It went up in the kitchen. My sandwich has not been touched since.
Roommate, unnamed
★★★★★
Guests wipe their feet now. I have never been so respected.
Front door
★★★★★
Relatable.
A real security camera
[ Frequently Denied Questions ]
Frequently Denied Questions
Is it a real camera?
No. It is worse. It is a feeling.
Does it come framed?
No. The camera prefers to be mounted at your discretion.
Why is it crying?
It saw what you did in 2014.
[ Final Notice ]
Buy the Seent That. The Department will know.
Back to the order formThis poster is not a security device. If something happens in front of it, it saw that. It cannot help you.
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