[ Official Statement ]
Every father has stood in a parking lot and looked at a thing.
He has looked at the engine. He has looked at the fence. He has looked at the sprinkler and said "huh," and in that one syllable a whole family understood that nothing would be fixed today.
This is the hat he wears while doing it. Low brim, curved just enough, the Department seal sitting on the front panel like a small badge of nothing in particular.
You do not have to be a father. You only have to be a person who has, at least once, stood very still next to an open garage and made a decision about it.
[ Specifications ]
Specifications
- Design
- Seal on the front panel
- Style
- Dad cap, curved brim
- Colors
- Black, Green Camo, Navy
- Size
- One size
- Made
- Printed to order, ships in 1 to 2 weeks, US only
[ Testimonials ]
Citizens Have Said Things
Every testimonial below was written by the Department.
★★★★★
I put it on in the truck. A man two spaces over nodded at me. I nodded back. We have not spoken again. It was enough.
Terry, hardware store lot
★★★★★
My father now wears it at the grill and refuses to answer any question about the grill.
A son
★★★★★
Bought one for my husband. Bought one for me. We stood in the yard like this for an hour.
Ellen
[ Frequently Denied Questions ]
Frequently Denied Questions
Do I have to be a dad?
No. You have to have stood next to a thing and said "huh."
Does the camo hide me?
It hides you from the lawn.
Does it fit?
It is one size. Please do not adjust anything else.
[ Final Notice ]
Buy the Father Hat. The Department will know.
Back to the order formWearing this hat does not make the grill any hotter. We want to be clear about that.
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