[ Official Statement ]
Your grudge is important to us. Now it can hang on the wall.
Every office has one wall that nobody looks at on purpose. It is beige. It has a clock that is four minutes slow and a nail where something used to hang. This is for that nail.
The skeleton has been on hold since before you were born. The music has changed several times. He has not. He still believes someone will pick up, and that belief is the most human thing in the building.
Hang it by the phone. Hang it in the waiting room. Hang it across from your desk so that every time someone says "let me transfer you," you have something to look at that understands.
[ Specifications ]
Specifications
- Size
- 12 by 12 inches
- Please Hold artwork, full bleed
- Frame
- Not included. The wall is your problem.
- Made
- Printed to order, ships in 1 to 2 weeks, US only
[ Testimonials ]
Citizens Have Said Things
Every testimonial below was written by the Department.
★★★★★
I hung it behind my desk. People stopped asking how long the wait is. They just look at it and sit down.
Receptionist, 3rd floor
★★★★★
Bought it while on hold. Received it while on hold. Hung it while on hold. Great product.
Gary, still on hold
★★★★★
Finally, someone gets it.
The hold music
[ Frequently Denied Questions ]
Frequently Denied Questions
Does it come framed?
No. Framing is a separate department. It does not answer either.
Will it shorten my wait?
No. It will make the wait feel seen.
Where should I hang it?
Within sight of a phone that is about to ruin your afternoon.
[ Final Notice ]
Buy the Please Hold. The Department will know.
Back to the order formYour call may be monitored for quality assurance. Your poster will not be. It is on your wall. That is your business.
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