File a complaint
Email hello@deptofpetty.com. A real human reads every message, usually within one to two business days. Faster than any actual government agency, which is a low bar, but we clear it. The camera will also see your email. It cannot reply.
Order problems
Include your order email and what went wrong. If something arrived damaged or misprinted, attach a photo and we'll make it right. See Returns for the details.
Everything else
Collabs, wholesale, press, design ideas, or general grievances about the state of things: same address. All correspondence will be taken seriously, filed, and stamped.
Department of Petty is an independent apparel brand. It is not affiliated with any government agency, real or imagined.