[ Official Statement ]
Rise and grind. Mostly the second one.
Everybody online wants you up at 4 a.m. with a cold plunge and a morning routine. This guy has a routine too. Bag in one hand, joint in the other, front-row seat on a milk crate outside the only place still open.
The neon's green, the clerk inside knows his order, and the word over his head is dripping blood red: GRINDSET. He'd tell you about his five-year plan, but it fits inside the next ten minutes.
It's printed big on the front of a black tee, so the night street blends right into the shirt. Wear it to your 9 a.m. Let them wonder.
[ Specifications ]
Specifications
- Full-color art, large on the front
- Shirt
- Black tee
- Sizes
- S to 5XL
- Hours
- Open
[ Testimonials ]
Citizens Have Said Things
Every testimonial below was written by the Department.
★★★★★
I wore it to work. My manager asked if I was okay. I said I was open.
Marcus, night shift
★★★★★
I hold a great deal. I have never held this much.
A milk crate
★★★★★
This is not what we meant.
A productivity podcast
[ Frequently Denied Questions ]
Frequently Denied Questions
Is this a grind?
It's a grindset. The set is doing a lot of the work.
Who's the guy?
A man with a plan. The plan is snacks.
Is the glow real?
The neon is printed. The mood is on you.
[ Final Notice ]
Buy the Grindset. The Department will know.
Back to the order formThe Department takes no responsibility for what you decide to do on a crate. Sit responsibly.
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