[ Official Statement ]
Breaking out. Paperwork pending.
Every system has a wall. Ours is built out of one sentence, typed so many times it stopped being words and started being bricks. LETMEOUTLETMEOUTLETMEOUT.
Then a pair of hands came through it. Real ones. Gripping the torn edge, pulling it wide, done waiting on a callback that was never coming.
It goes right across the front, big enough to read from the back of the line. Walk up to the window in it. Let them process that.
[ Specifications ]
Specifications
- Large front: text wall with a torn-through hole and hands
- Shirt
- Black tee
- Sizes
- S to 5XL
- Made
- Printed to order, ships in 1 to 2 weeks, US only
- Exit
- Pending review
[ Testimonials ]
Citizens Have Said Things
Every testimonial below was written by the Department.
★★★★★
A man walked up to my window in this. I read it, he read my face, and neither of us said a word. It was the most connected I have felt at work.
Dana, Window 4
★★★★★
I take this personally.
The Hold Music
★★★★★
Bought it while waiting for a callback. The shirt arrived first.
Anonymous, still on line 2
[ Frequently Denied Questions ]
Frequently Denied Questions
Are the hands real?
Yes. Whose they are is a matter for a different department.
Did they get out?
Their request is in the queue. You are welcome to check the status. It will say pending.
Why is it on the front?
So the clerk reads it before you say a word.
[ Final Notice ]
Buy the Let Me Out. The Department will know.
Back to the order formThe Department does not recognize this exit. Please return to your place in line. Your place in line has been given to someone else.
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