The short version
Ironically, for a brand this paranoid, we collect very little. We only use your info to get your order to you.
What we collect
- When you order: your name, email, phone, and shipping address. Payment is handled entirely by Stripe. We never see or store your card number.
- When you email us: whatever you put in the email.
- When you browse: basic technical logs from our hosting provider (like your IP address and browser type) used to keep the site running and secure.
Who we share it with
- Stripe processes payments
- Printful prints and ships your order, so they get your name, address, and contact info
- Cloudflare hosts the site
That's it. We don't sell your information, and we don't run ad trackers on this site.
We'll email you about your order. We won't add you to a marketing list unless you sign up for one.
Your info, your call
Want to see or delete what we have on you? Email hello@deptofpetty.com. We may need to keep order records for tax and accounting reasons.
Last updated October 2026.