[ Official Statement ]
Open late. He is not going anywhere.
Every neighborhood has one storefront that stays lit after everything else gives up. The Department sent an inspector. The inspector came back with a snack and no report.
The man on the crate has been there since the OPEN sign went on. He has a drink, a bag, a bat on his backpack and a plan that fits inside the next ten minutes. The clerk inside has seen him every night and has stopped looking up. Both of them are doing fine.
We put the whole scene across the chest of a black hoodie, with the lettering dripping down the front, because the dark of the garment is the dark of the street. Hood up. Stay by the light.
[ Specifications ]
Specifications
- Full-color artwork, large, centered on the chest
- Garment
- Heavyweight fleece hoodie, black
- Sizes
- S to 2XL
- Hours
- Open
[ Testimonials ]
Citizens Have Said Things
Every testimonial below was written by the Department.
★★★★★
I wore it to work. My manager asked if I was okay. I said I was open.
Marcus, night shift
★★★★★
I hold a great deal. I have never held this much.
A milk crate
★★★★★
I am green. I have always been green. Thank you for noticing.
The neon
[ Frequently Denied Questions ]
Frequently Denied Questions
Is the glow real?
The neon is printed. The mood is on you.
Why is the sign green?
The Department did not choose it. It chose us.
Does the hood go up?
It should. That is what the crate would want.
[ Final Notice ]
Buy the DOOB. The Department will know.
Back to the order formThe Department takes no responsibility for what you decide to do on a crate. Sit responsibly.
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