[ Official Statement ]
Headphones in. Face to the sky. Nothing on the schedule.
The Department receives a lot of complaints. This is the one photograph in the archive of a man who does not have any. He is standing by the water in a white and red tracksuit with a cassette player in one hand and earphones in, looking up as though he has been told the weather will hold.
We have no idea what he is listening to. We have decided it is perfect. The mountains are doing their blue thing behind him and the sky has agreed to be mostly empty, which it rarely does.
We printed him large on the back of a white tee, with the sky melting into the cotton so he seems to be standing on your shoulders. It is called Free. It costs the usual. The feeling is not included, but you may borrow his.
[ Specifications ]
Specifications
- Full-color photograph that fades into the shirt, large, centered on the back
- Shirt
- White tee
- Soundtrack
- Unknown. Assumed excellent.
[ Testimonials ]
Citizens Have Said Things
Every testimonial below was written by the Department.
★★★★★
I wore it on the train. For eleven minutes nobody looked at their phone. I do not know how.
A commuter
★★★★★
The man looks like he has already caught everything. I respect it.
Kenji, fisherman
★★★★★
I am very calm. I have been calm for a long time. This shirt understands.
The Water
[ Frequently Denied Questions ]
Frequently Denied Questions
Is it free?
No. It is called Free. It costs the usual. The Department did not make the rules about words.
What is he listening to?
The Department assumes a cassette. We assume it is very good.
What does the writing say?
It is quiet, and it is about being unhurried. The Department could not have said it better, and did not try.
[ Final Notice ]
Buy the Free. The Department will know.
Back to the order formThe Department makes no promises about how free you will feel. We only promise the sky is mostly empty.
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